If I weren't a UALB

Title: If I weren't a UALB
Author: SilverInk
Writing: Rant
Word Count: 604

If I weren’t a UALB, I wouldn’t roleplay.

If I weren’t a UALB, I would have  had my chemistry homework done over 24 hours ago.

If I weren’t a UALB, I wouldn’t be worried about AP tests at all.

If I weren’t a UALB, I would have a lot more stuff written.

If I weren’t a UALB, I wouldn’t be hoping that by some random miracle I get into UCI.

If I weren’t a UALB, I would have better grades.

If I weren’t a UALB, I wouldn’t be worried about AP tests because I would be well prepared for all of them.

If I weren’t a UALB, I would be done with another project in Photoshop.

If I weren’t a UALB, I wouldn’t have spent so much time downloading a MMORPG. 

If I weren’t a UALB, I would have figured out how to get Maya 2008 for Mac by now.

If I weren’t a UALB, I wouldn’t be hoping that  by some random miracle I get into UCI because I would be absolutely sure I could and would get it.

If I weren’t a UALB, I would be doing research on whatever strikes my fancy.

If I weren’t a UALB, I wouldn’t have spent so much time figuring out how to download a MMORPG correctly.

If I weren’t a UALB, I would have defined that UCI stood for University of California Irvine before I started ranting about it.

If I weren’t a UALB, I wouldn’t have spent so much time figuring out how to download a MMORPG correctly and then downloading it wrong anyways.

If I weren’t a UALB, I would get a lot more sleep each night.

If I weren’t a UALB, I wouldn’t be worried about AP tests because I would be overly- prepared for all of them.

If I weren’t a UALB, I would have edited this rant so that the definition of UCI came before my ranting of it.

If I weren’t a UALB, I wouldn’t be awake at 00:30 on a school day.

If I weren’t a UALB, I would have a cleaner, more organized room and workspace.

If I weren’t an UALB, I wouldn’t have only just realized that “a UALB” is grammatically incorrect.

If I weren’t an UALB, I would go back and fix all those “a UALB” mistakes now.

If I weren’t an UALB,  I wouldn’t be writing this right now.

But I am an UALB, and I am writing this right now, I did just realized that that “a UALB” is grammatically incorrect, I am awake at 00:30 on a school day, I did spend so much time figuring out how to download an MMORPG and then downloading it incorrectly multiple times anyway, I am worried about AP tests, I do roleplay, and I hoping that by some random miracle I get into UCI.

But I am an UALB and I have not fixed all those “ a UALB” mistakes, I did not define UCI before ranting about it, I am not getting optimal sleep each night, I did not figure out how to get Maya 2008 on the Mac, I am not researching about whatever strikes my fancy, I did not get much more writing done, I am not getting better grades, I did not finish another project on Photoshop, and I am not done with my chemistry homework.

I am an UALB and while I don’t have the ability to do 75 chemistry problems in 48 hours, I can whip up a 604 word rant in half an hour.

I am, unfortunately, an UALB.

*Note: An UALB is an Useless And Lazy Bum.

Artist's Note: "And if I weren't a UALB, I would have defined a UALB before I wrote this rant."

Hello! This was written about a week back, and I've only gotten around to posting it now >.<

Since no one commented on the mini-post thread, I can't exactly start another profile project =.= So please, if you have any characters whose backgrounds you'd like to read, or any questions, please comment there! :) :)

~SilverInk <--is back!